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Coup de tardie
DoraLou

Most likely to take a toothless mugshot after being caught fondling
himself in the parking lot at an all boys school

Untouchable

Chatter most likely to be laying in a ditch right now after being rolled by a romanian hooker and her bf shes been texting he bought over the internet
DirkDiggler

Chatter who most likely has a secret love for all things disney
DoraLou

Chatter most likely to suck seed while in prison on a date rape charge
Led


Chatter most likely to bore the shit out of people with
her daily school activities and constant random babble
TypoQueen

Chatter most likely to be a secret dominatrix for marine corps officers
PinkFloyd

Chatter most likely to poop cherries into a bucket and eat them for the
entertainment of strangers on the internet
Curiouscherrybabe

Chatter most likely to get a sex change in brazil in 10 years and
live life being the woman he always wanted to be  
Kjon

Chatter most likley to be on maury as an out of control pregnant teen with 3 possible baby daddys
Daisy

Chatter most likely to be single with 25 cats in a 1 bedroom apartment that smells like piss
Singlegal

Chatter most likely to be caught on peopleofwalmart.com buying late nite gallon of milk
with rollers in her hair and her cousin/husband by her side
ronna

Chatter most likely to be caught on film having sex in a furry squirrel costume
RudyBaker


Chatter who most likely wont be here to accept this award because shes on another "hunting trip" where she wont be killing n e thing
Trix

Chatter who would most likely take a joke about them the wrong way and have a vendetta against  me for the rest of her life so I'm not gonna do one
RUNT

Chatter most likely to not save the women and children first in the event of a catastrophe
Sickboy

Chatter who most likely is in need of vaginal rejuvination surgery

GoldieLox

Chatter most likely to be annoyed they didnt get an award
Katey

Chatter most likely to be building a religious compound in the middle of the desert so he can marry 7 prepubescent mormon girls
RudyBaker

Chatter most likely to never been seen again.
Heatherhub

Who the fuck are you award (random)

Chatters most likely to role play other chatters while they have sex
dalelovesdeb (aka letitbb) and deblovesdale

Chatter most likely to show up in 18 years brainwashed and with 2 kids from their kidnapper
Gonz

Chatter most likely to move to Thailand so they can live their life in peace as a ladyboy
MikeClitoris

Chatter most likely to die at the bottom of a pool trying to smell a scratch and sniff sticker
Snowflake

Mod most likely to be fired after being caught stealing chatters credit card info
Graci

Chatmance most likely to end in a bloody crime scene whose details will be
replayed on the cable news 23 hours a day for 4 months
Dude / Charmed

Chatter most likely slowly kill their roommate by putting bleach in their food for months
Eber

Quote of the year "crap im out of depends" - Coastie

Chatter of the year
Ronna
Voting results

Tard of the year
Zank








the 2009 tardies final credits
producer: sickboy
directed by Imissthefish
written by
sickboy
pinkfloyd
& snowflake